Has-been Scott Stapp, the awful lead singer who committed crimes against humanity with his band Creed in the late-90s, has composed a so-bad-it’s-hilarious song about baseball for the Florida Marlins. I’m no professor of composer-ology, but I’m pretty sure songs where your lyrics sound like a list of game characteristics from Wikipedia are not destined for greatness. Take a listen and fall in love with baseball again, for the first time:
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