Livin’ La Vida Porn-a

Ricky Martin is apparently being offered $1 million by Raging Stallion Studios to do a gay-porn now that he is officially out-of-the-closet.  The studio apparently

Felt that Ricky Martin would be a perfect fit for Raging Stallion. Men have been fantasizing about having sex with him for years. Here at RSS we are no exception,” said company honcho Chris Ward.

What could this hypothetical flick possibly be called? Well, besides the aforementioned Livin’ La Vida Porn-a, here are a few ideas:

Shake Your Bon-Bon in Ricky’s Face
He Bangs
Making Men Out of Menudo
Ricky Martin: The Screw America Tour

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